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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton (Ah-HAH!)

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KatieJ said...

Those are great! And I am in LOVE with your (new?) banner!

Nichole said...

Those gave me a good laugh! :)

Ginger John said...

Ah those were SOOO funny. Made me laugh out loud. A nice reminder that we are all have the "DUH" moments sometimes. Thank heavens no one is keeping track of mine. I'd be in trouble.

Creole Wisdom said...

So funny! Oh, and I love your blog btw.

I am laughing so hard about the "state" of Chicago. For some reason I think that's a hard one for people. I'm from the midwest so I know that, and get a good giggle from it!

Lybi said...

Ha! I love the one about "deep" lightness. What a blonde thing to say (and I can say that--I'm blonde!)

How about Japan being in Africa, though. Geez!